性、感、丰、唇

Diary | 2009/12/05 10:40 | 绯羽

昨晚睡到半夜突然醒了,觉得嘴巴感觉没对,好像越来越肿了?

于是披了件衣服直奔厕所,打开灯,对着镜子一看——哇!好一张性、感、猪、唇

不知是哪位反季节蚊子大师的手笔,我这上嘴唇真是肿得别有一番造型。蚊子大师刚好叮在上嘴唇正中间,于是嘴唇以叮的包为中心,分别向两边对称地肿开去……

蚊子叮到嘴巴上不是痒,而是又麻又痛。天冷,于是我也顾不了那么多了,呼哧呼哧又跑回床上钻进被窝,从床头柜抽屉里摸出一盒风油精,挖了一坨往嘴巴上一抹——我的亲娘喂!感觉更加销魂了!

我……我终于切身体会到了《东成西就》里欧阳锋肿成香肠嘴后的血泪心情……香蕉你个芭拉!



幸好早上起来后,嘴巴基本消肿了——但是!右眼也中招了!

…………镜子镜子,你告诉我,我现在的样子是不是很锉?

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  1. natsu 2009/12/05 13:04

    拍张照片来鉴定一下吧!啊哈哈~

    • 绯羽 2009/12/07 12:13

      这么锉的样子,我会让它暴露咩?╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

  2. misa 2009/12/05 15:41

    深情同情的拍肩。杂这个季节的蚊子还这么坚强
    我昨天也是听到它们轰炸机一样的飞翔声||||||||||

    • 绯羽 2009/12/07 12:14

      就是|||它默默地叮也就算了,还嗡嗡嗡地闹得睡不着||||

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