之前的帖子里,有同志问我,为啥我的MV都做得这么虐。为了证明我是一个欢乐并且内心充满阳光积极向上活泼开朗又健康成长的年轻人,于是我做了这个MV╭(╯^╰)╮

这首歌的歌词很搞笑,把武侠或者以江湖为背景的小说里常用的桥段全拉出来洗刷了一顿。
比如那一烧再烧却依然保有N多备份的藏经阁;比如正邪相争正派多半是邪恶的,而反派的首领八成是个帅哥;比如跳出来被主角K掉的龙套都爱取动物相关的代号,像“无敌黑熊瞎子”、“三头六臂狮子”什么的,喷……

然后,咳咳……非常感谢铁大和王团在本MV开头完全抛弃形象地倾情演出!(狗腿状递烟递茶,对不起,我让你们两个在同人文里一向是大BOSS高层级别的内涵人物弄成了同样囧囧有神的角色,Orz~~)

好吧……这个MV的故事,它围绕着一次关于美食“红烧狮子头”的斗争而拉开序幕——

MV:大侠就是我(不能接受EG的请慎入)

推荐直接观看我下面帖子里贴出的视频,直接去新浪页面看的话,新浪的LOGO会挡住上方的字幕|||||


土豆:http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/hbd_NvV6ZBI/
新浪:http://you.video.sina.com.cn/b/24825919-1501662497.html


以下为完整版歌词,根据MV需要,掐掉了一部分

大侠就是我Ⅱ
作曲:小狮子丢丢
作词:焰31
演唱:为了狮子头

配音:盟主:影视歌三流明星-小丢子湿湿
X兵甲:万年诚征女友-414
雷人的:八卦门主燕三医之弟
雷人的姐:八卦门主燕三医

X人甲:盟主!那个人杀过来了!
盟主:反了!他真是反了!武当少林峨眉三派可在!
X人甲:报~!那人杀到寨门了!三派高人,怕是远水解不了近渴了!
盟主:唉!!时也~运也~命也
X兵甲:啊!我也…啊!…盟主88了!(倒地)
X兵甲:保护盟主!啊!我死了!
盟主:大胆反贼!!你到底意欲何为!
主角:哼哼 还我狮子头!

说起来前半生我真是坎坷
武林高手都爱把内力给我(哦~NO~~~)
啥都不说喷喷血KUA~就死了(吐血)
最大的门派八成是个贼窝
擅入者死的招牌都是摆设(又~NO)
神功用时就一定会折(哎呀)

火烧烧烧烧藏经阁
好在易筋经的备份很多
总会碰见蒙面人的
打个发丝散落
好兄弟原来是个女儿的(原来 原来你是?)

白衣白马从天降下淡定又洒脱
不管如何算命的话一定要听着
劫富济贫锄强扶弱都是小儿科
谁让大侠就是我

抽空时就跳跳悬崖不行还有河
被蛇咬就推推后背百毒不侵了
盟主请客八成就是要让位于我
谁让大侠就是我

善恶终有报~天道好轮回~
不信抬头看~苍天绕过谁~

最后一定会惹到朝廷追我
BOSS的最高理想是不停的活着(九~千~岁~)
叫太师也不会是好人一个

神医的绝招就是吐满一车
反派的首领一定是个帅哥(哦~NO)是我 是我~
干不干掉都是一个错

高手向来不赶趟的
低手个个都是爱动物的
绰号无敌黑熊瞎子
三头六臂狮子
抡起胳膊啊了一声就死

白衣白马从天降下淡定又洒脱
不管如何算命的话一定要听着
劫富济贫锄强扶弱都是小儿科
谁让大侠就是我

抽空时就跳跳悬崖不行还有河
被蛇咬就推推后背百毒不侵了
盟主请客八成就是要让位于我
谁让大侠就是我

主角命运再无敌也是打酱油的
男配才是凌乱到死人见人爱的
正邪相争正派一定就是邪恶的
谁让大侠就是我

听到噩耗帕金森多少是会犯的
真凶就是他他他他说不出来的
遇到密室转转花瓶就会打开啦
谁让大侠就是我

主角:哼哼 善恶终有报 天道…………
主角他姐:停! 可以了!
主角:姐 这个可以有
主角他姐:这个..真没有
主角:没啦 啊哈哈~~

END
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